Strategies That Won’t Land You in Jail
Let’s be real—chasing late payments is like trying to herd cats. But you don’t need to threaten, bribe, or sob (well, maybe a little sobbing).
What to do:
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Set expectations early with clear contracts and payment terms
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Send friendly, automated reminders
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Offer early payment incentives (or late penalties—legally!)
Escalation options:
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Final demand letter (calm but firm)
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Collection agency (last resort)
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Small claims court (if you’re really mad)
✅ Funny Tip: If your client’s “check is in the mail” for six weeks, consider hiring a carrier pigeon.
